Hell Hath No Fury Like Kate on a Good Day

If Jon Gosselin thought life with his wicked wife sucked before, he should be weight testing the beams in his new house right about now. It seems that the affair rumors between the tortured dad of eight and husband of the maniacal Kate Gosselin who belittles and tortures him on basic cable for cash and housing, are heating up.

I am amazed that this guy could find the thirty minutes away from mommy dearest and the camera crews to bang one out with the twenty-three year-old teacher. Then again, I guess he didn't! As I'm sure Kate is reminding him continuously, he can't even cheat right!
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In what we are sure will be a continuing series, we proudly present the first installment of 'Glenn Beck Has Lost His Fucking Mind.'

In this episode Glenn blubbers over our crumbling empire at the hands of the Obama administration.

Dick Cheney: How'd He Do?

Dick Cheney has been making the rounds lately defending the Bush legacy (don't laugh yet) and assuring us that our new President has made us all less safe. A look back on Cheney's proclamations from the past should make all of us feel better.
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Miss California: Gays Made Her Do it

When Carrie Prejean spoke against gay marriage during the Miss America competition, she said it was the "biblically correct" thing to do. So presumably Miss California found scripture to justify this shirtless picture.
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